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Why
I Am So Tired...
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of
sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor
blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked! Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million. 110 million are retired.
30 million are age six or younger. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19
million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban, which
leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state, county and city
government and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do
the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do
the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice...
Author
unknown
Emailed
to us by: Claude R Simpson
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