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A
beautiful young ebony woman dressed in her "batty-riders" with her hair
dyed blonde and green-(contact lens)-eyes boards a certain American airline
from a certain Caribbean island to go to New York. She has a ticket for a seat
in the economy section.
She
looks at the seats in economy that are so small and can't hold her much (less
her derrierre). Then she looks into the forward cabin at the first-class
seats. Since the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more
comfortable, she decides to sit in one that was empty.
The
flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in
economy. The woman replies, "me young, black and beautiful, and me goin'
to sidown yasso all the way goa New York.
Flustered,
the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the
problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her
assigned seat is in economy. Again, the woman replies, "me young, black
and beautiful, and me goin' to sidown yasso all the way goa New York."
The
captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit
to discuss the problem with the copilot. The copilot says that he has a
voluptuous Caribbean girlfriend, just like her, so he knows how to take care
of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the
woman's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Tank you much," hugs the
copilot and rushes back to her seat in the economy section.
The
pilot and flight attendant, who were watching intently, together ask the
copilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the
first class section nah goa New York."
Author
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