Once upon a time on Air Jamaica, an American was seated next to a Jamaican on Air Jamaica when the American turned to the Jamaican and said, "Let's talk. 

I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The Jamaican, who had just turned on some reggae on his walkman, slow it down, and said to the American, "Wha yu like fe discuss, Sah?" "Oh, I don't know," said the American. 

Thinking that he would stump the  Jamaican, said "Nuclear power?" "Aaaright," said the Jamaican. "dat could be one in-tresting topic. But mek me ask yu one question furs. Go ahead, said the American. 

"A donkey, a cow an a goat all eat grass, rite? Yet a goat excretes little pellets, while a cow tun out flat patties, an horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"  "Jeez," said the American. "I have no idea." "Well, den," said the Jamaican, "How de hell is it dat yu feel qualified fe discuss nuclear power wen yu don't even know shit, eh?" 

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