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FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have
a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our
jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're
on the fire truck ready to go.
"From
now on when I say BELL
1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And
when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night
he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took
all her clothes off.
When
he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled
"BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife
yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL
4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL
OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
Author
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Emailed
to us by:
Joseph Thompson
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